@P. Diddy

P. Diddy seems to have a thing about tweeting a bunch of exciting things and then disappearing. He's finished being an ice-wearing super-producer or whatever for the day and like everybody else takes a seat at his computer and decides to tweet about all the awesome and exclusive things he's going to be getting up to later that night.

Granted, P.Diddy's computer monitor is probably the size of a wall and doubles as his cinema, but he's still got time to kill, so he tweets.

If he had Facebook he'd probably be that annoying friend whose status updates are paragraphs- but his computer's huge.

He thinks there's a lot of space he has to fill.

His tweets need to be entirely capitalised and exclaim a lot so that his monitor doesn't look so overwhelming and unnecessarily over-sized. P. Diddy's tweets are to scale with the equipment he composes them on.

P. Diddy's tweets dominate my homefeed. Now, whether this is a guy thing or not...